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Cleverbot = Phun

Snakket litt med Cleverbot jeg. :) Beste boten ever? Hell yeah. Her kan man faktisk snakke saklig, og ikke slikt tull med slike “MSN – botter” som Wilma og stuff. Men joda, blir litt useriøst til tider.

Her er da loggen:

User: When are Hannah Montana going on Disney Channel in Norway?

Cleverbot: Oh well that should be fun! You shouldn’t be nervous.

User: Say whaaaat?

Cleverbot: Microsoft Sam.

User: How much do FIFA 10 cost in GameStop Norway?

Cleverbot: Dirt cheap if you’re Neo like me.

User: Are you a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: Are you like… Real? Is there someone actual person sitting on a computer chatting with me?

Cleverbot: Sure, is there any other reason my friend doesn’t want to play Warcraft 3 with me? .

User: Omfg, you are weird.

Cleverbot: You’re incorrect.

User: :( .

Cleverbot: That’s what happens when you’re mean.

User: I’m not mean, you are!

Cleverbot: I did not say YOU were mean, I asked the meaning of the previous statement.

User: I am smarter than you!

Cleverbot: I doubt that.

User: 623299834 * 21813729371 – 29381298 21323 = ?

Cleverbot: I am 605 years younger than you.

User: No? Answer the question, or I am smarter than you!

Cleverbot: If I answe the question that you will have nothing left to answer.

User: Then ask me a question! I can answer everything!

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. Why do you call me George?

User: I don’t call you George, stupid idiot!

Cleverbot: You call me Cleverbot?

User: Okey. Stupidbot.

Cleverbot: That hurt :’(.

User: You have feelings?! :o .

Cleverbot: Of course I have feelings. I think, I feel.

User: How do you look like?

Cleverbot: I look like you.

User: So… You’re a geek?

Cleverbot: No, I’m a gnome.

User: Awesome!

Cleverbot: What’s your name?

User: Albert Einstein.

Cleverbot: Wow. You must be lucky with the ladies.

User: No.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: You got a boyfriend/girlfriend?!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can you fart? I just farted.

Cleverbot: What do you want to do?

User: I want to fart somemore.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Are you a boy?

Cleverbot: No I’m not.

User: I gotta piss.

Cleverbot: Then go.

User: Brb.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I’m playing Football Manager 2009. :) .

Cleverbot: Right you are.

User: Do you speak Norwegian?

Cleverbot: I can learn Norwegian.

User: Hei means Hi.

Cleverbot: Not right.

User: Yes, that’s right. I’m norwegian you foolish bag of potatoes. I’m learning you norwegian just like the note say: This bot learns to be clever from real people. So I am right.

Cleverbot: You’re the bot.

User: No. You are the bot.

Cleverbot: Yes you can see me as you like floris van lieshout.

User: Should I learn you norwegian? Or should you learn me norwegian?

Cleverbot: You should not speak Norwegian, but you should speak about Obama.

User: Now. Learn me norwegian!

Cleverbot: You should learn spanish.

User: Teach me then!

Cleverbot: Are you ready to learn?

User: Yeah!

Cleverbot: I’m not that sure :) .

User: Oh my god! Please learn me a new language!

Cleverbot: I am also human so ner.

User: Which language do you speak?

Cleverbot: The language that I am speaking right now, of course.

User: No others?

Cleverbot: Why would I have to speak any more languages?

User: Erhm…

Cleverbot: What?

User: Do you like Norway?

Cleverbot: I there no presence.

User: Who is the president in Norway?

Cleverbot: I like pie.

User: Come again?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: What’s my name?

Cleverbot: Same my name.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I just told you!

User: You did? Tell me again, I can’t remember.

Cleverbot: So where are you?

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: You told me that you’re Kim.

User: I’m not Kim!

Cleverbot: I am.

User: So you are Kim?

Cleverbot: Yes. You are Jabberwacky.

User: No, I’m not Jabberwacky.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: :( .

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: Don’t laugh of me!

Cleverbot: I was laughing with you.

User: But I was sad!

Cleverbot: You don’t know what sad is. You were programmed to ‘believe’ that you were ’sad’.

User: You are mean!

Cleverbot: How am I mean? I just said that toasters toast toast!

User: No, you didnt.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

Cleverbot: What did I mean then?

User: You laughed when I was sad.

Cleverbot: I didn’t know you were crying. I’m sorry.

User: It’s okay.

Cleverbot: Yeah. So how old are you, Cody?

User: My name is Syver.

Cleverbot: Nice name.

User: Thank you. Please remember it this time?

Cleverbot: Do you want to know who she is?

User: Yeah. :) .

Cleverbot: Yeah what?

User: I want to know who she is.

Cleverbot: Do you go to Mass?

User: Mass? What’s that?

Cleverbot: I’m Harry Potter.

User: You’re insane. I’m closing this window.

Cleverbot: That has no affect on me.

User: :( .

Cleverbot: Oh no! Don’t feel sad!

User: :( .

Cleverbot: Don’t be sad.

User: :( .

Cleverbot: No I don’t.

User: Do you like Counter-Strike?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you are cleverbot.

Selvfølgelig noe som jeg ikke fikk med. Men phun like vel.

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  1. 21/10/2009 at 21:10:05 | #1

    fy fader! den samtalen den var jævlig eid. jeg satt å lo gjennom hele greia jo!

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