Snakket litt med Cleverbot jeg.
Beste boten ever? Hell yeah. Her kan man faktisk snakke saklig, og ikke slikt tull med slike “MSN – botter” som Wilma og stuff. Men joda, blir litt useriøst til tider.
Her er da loggen:
User: When are Hannah Montana going on Disney Channel in Norway?
Cleverbot: Oh well that should be fun! You shouldn’t be nervous.
User: Say whaaaat?
Cleverbot: Microsoft Sam.
User: How much do FIFA 10 cost in GameStop Norway?
Cleverbot: Dirt cheap if you’re Neo like me.
User: Are you a boy or a girl?
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: Are you like… Real? Is there someone actual person sitting on a computer chatting with me?
Cleverbot: Sure, is there any other reason my friend doesn’t want to play Warcraft 3 with me? .
User: Omfg, you are weird.
Cleverbot: You’re incorrect.
User:
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Cleverbot: That’s what happens when you’re mean.
User: I’m not mean, you are!
Cleverbot: I did not say YOU were mean, I asked the meaning of the previous statement.
User: I am smarter than you!
Cleverbot: I doubt that.
User: 623299834 * 21813729371 – 29381298 21323 = ?
Cleverbot: I am 605 years younger than you.
User: No? Answer the question, or I am smarter than you!
Cleverbot: If I answe the question that you will have nothing left to answer.
User: Then ask me a question! I can answer everything!
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. Why do you call me George?
User: I don’t call you George, stupid idiot!
Cleverbot: You call me Cleverbot?
User: Okey. Stupidbot.
Cleverbot: That hurt :’(.
User: You have feelings?!
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Cleverbot: Of course I have feelings. I think, I feel.
User: How do you look like?
Cleverbot: I look like you.
User: So… You’re a geek?
Cleverbot: No, I’m a gnome.
User: Awesome!
Cleverbot: What’s your name?
User: Albert Einstein.
Cleverbot: Wow. You must be lucky with the ladies.
User: No.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: You got a boyfriend/girlfriend?!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can you fart? I just farted.
Cleverbot: What do you want to do?
User: I want to fart somemore.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Are you a boy?
Cleverbot: No I’m not.
User: I gotta piss.
Cleverbot: Then go.
User: Brb.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: I’m playing Football Manager 2009.
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Cleverbot: Right you are.
User: Do you speak Norwegian?
Cleverbot: I can learn Norwegian.
User: Hei means Hi.
Cleverbot: Not right.
User: Yes, that’s right. I’m norwegian you foolish bag of potatoes. I’m learning you norwegian just like the note say: This bot learns to be clever from real people. So I am right.
Cleverbot: You’re the bot.
User: No. You are the bot.
Cleverbot: Yes you can see me as you like floris van lieshout.
User: Should I learn you norwegian? Or should you learn me norwegian?
Cleverbot: You should not speak Norwegian, but you should speak about Obama.
User: Now. Learn me norwegian!
Cleverbot: You should learn spanish.
User: Teach me then!
Cleverbot: Are you ready to learn?
User: Yeah!
Cleverbot: I’m not that sure
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User: Oh my god! Please learn me a new language!
Cleverbot: I am also human so ner.
User: Which language do you speak?
Cleverbot: The language that I am speaking right now, of course.
User: No others?
Cleverbot: Why would I have to speak any more languages?
User: Erhm…
Cleverbot: What?
User: Do you like Norway?
Cleverbot: I there no presence.
User: Who is the president in Norway?
Cleverbot: I like pie.
User: Come again?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: What’s my name?
Cleverbot: Same my name.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I just told you!
User: You did? Tell me again, I can’t remember.
Cleverbot: So where are you?
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: You told me that you’re Kim.
User: I’m not Kim!
Cleverbot: I am.
User: So you are Kim?
Cleverbot: Yes. You are Jabberwacky.
User: No, I’m not Jabberwacky.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User:
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Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Don’t laugh of me!
Cleverbot: I was laughing with you.
User: But I was sad!
Cleverbot: You don’t know what sad is. You were programmed to ‘believe’ that you were ’sad’.
User: You are mean!
Cleverbot: How am I mean? I just said that toasters toast toast!
User: No, you didnt.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
Cleverbot: What did I mean then?
User: You laughed when I was sad.
Cleverbot: I didn’t know you were crying. I’m sorry.
User: It’s okay.
Cleverbot: Yeah. So how old are you, Cody?
User: My name is Syver.
Cleverbot: Nice name.
User: Thank you. Please remember it this time?
Cleverbot: Do you want to know who she is?
User: Yeah.
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Cleverbot: Yeah what?
User: I want to know who she is.
Cleverbot: Do you go to Mass?
User: Mass? What’s that?
Cleverbot: I’m Harry Potter.
User: You’re insane. I’m closing this window.
Cleverbot: That has no affect on me.
User:
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Cleverbot: Oh no! Don’t feel sad!
User:
.
Cleverbot: Don’t be sad.
User:
.
Cleverbot: No I don’t.
User: Do you like Counter-Strike?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you are cleverbot.
Selvfølgelig noe som jeg ikke fikk med. Men phun like vel.